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By kmancooke - 14/07/2016 04:15

Today, I finally convinced a girl to talk to me, and all she said was "what do you want" and "bye" FML

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r83839 22

Friday 15 July 2016 20:00

"convinced" a girl to talk to you + her response makes you seem like a creeper. She doesn't owe you her time.

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