Miscellaneous: Today, I finally connected with someone on tinder. Everything... - FML

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By AK - 15/05/2016 02:41 - Switzerland - Kaiseraugst

Today, I finally connected with someone on tinder. Everything was going great until she tried to scam me for 2,500 francs. FML

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sizzlemyburger 3

Monday 16 May 2016 18:32

If by francs u mean hotdogs then I would ask why u have that many Hotdogs

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sizzlemyburger 3

Monday 16 May 2016 18:32

If by francs u mean hotdogs then I would ask why u have that many Hotdogs

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