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By foxpug - 20/04/2016 00:08 - United States - Butler

Today, I finally claimed victory in my 36+ hour battle with insomnia...for all of 5 minutes. All credit goes to the fuckstick in the shitmobile that parked outside my house and blasted some bass-heavy excuse for music at a volume that literally caused my teeth to vibrate gently in my skull. FML

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