Money: Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish...

By fuzzle003 - 13/06/2012 12:47 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML

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By Adalia - 03/10/2009 15:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

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By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres

Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML

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No refunds, no returns

By Gabi - 09/01/2010 18:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML

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Online shopping strikes again

By Anonymous - 05/03/2017 20:00

Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML

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By yayaimannoying - 09/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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By unicorn_skies - 18/01/2014 08:33 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

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Slay, queen!

By draggirl - 13/10/2009 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML

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Going going gone

By Anonymous - 11/03/2022 06:00 - Germany

Today, I found some nice shirts on sale. As the prices were only valid for a few more days, I ordered them quickly. They didn’t lie about the prices changing, they just didn't mention that everything would actually be even cheaper than it was. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:38

Cancel then reorder. Not hard to do.

gojira666 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:38

Well then you aren't very clever are you

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stormchaser24 24

Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:45

Just cancel the order. You should have a day to cancel. Then re-order. Not that hard.

GirlOnFire143 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:47

My mum lives by that code.

Omegadolly 22

Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:47

Ugh, that sort of thing freakin' happens to me all the time, how irritating, right? fyl. :<

Chewiebhz 15

Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:51

That's not a valid FML... You can cancel and reorder, you actually got lucky!

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:00

At least you went back for matching shoes. You could have paid full price and ended up wearing poorly matched shoes from your closet.

marramrammar 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:10

Cancel or return and reorder! Not that hard to do!!!!

lexi365 20

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:15

That sucks, but I'm sure you can cancel the order and get a discount.

ElricMustang 23

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:17

You can just cancel the order and buy it again -.-"

ironheart98 14

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:23

some are not smart enough to realize this

fabcade 14

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:50

Return it and then repurchase it

kipfischer 11

Wednesday 13 June 2012 21:07

Not an FML obviously everyone else but OP knows to cancel and reorder

bbedoll89 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 21:07

I HATE it when that happens!!!!

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