Embarrassing and Health: Today, I felt so self-conscious about my gut, I pushed it out...

By bloated - 04/11/2016 02:46 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I felt so self-conscious about my gut, I pushed it out and pretended I was pregnant rather than sucking it in. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By Audrey Anna Grace Somers - 12/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 16:59

Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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By Not-pregnant - 20/04/2014 17:21 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML

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By fat and alone - 05/06/2014 04:11 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML

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By Nurse - 31/08/2018 15:00

Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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nonsensical 26

Saturday 12 November 2016 15:14

Just make sure you rest your hand over it to make it seem more authentic!

Tripartita 44

Saturday 12 November 2016 15:23

Been there, done that. Choked when asked if there were any names I was thinking of, said "Elf Monster" in response. Confused a lot of people, yelled when they didn't believe me.

Comments

amandab9009 6

Saturday 12 November 2016 20:35

I've done this before lol.

Kitteh741 9

Saturday 12 November 2016 20:56

Don't worry about your weight. Society's too concerned about looks these days, it's the inside that counts (Gosh, I sound so cliché)

scyth3s 13

Sunday 13 November 2016 8:32

edit: I have nothing to say but can't delete comment

yakkady 8

Sunday 13 November 2016 2:23

Food babies are babies, too

cheshireau 26

Sunday 13 November 2016 4:04

I've don't that. My fault though for being overweight. Not insinuating you are, just to clarify.

PJSandWitch 3

Sunday 13 November 2016 4:28

I did that before, but now that I'm actually 6 months pregnant, I realise I wasn't fooling anyone. People ask me if I'm having twins :(

GhostFox 33

Sunday 13 November 2016 4:54

You might want to cross off pregnancy as an actual contributing factor. Unless you don't have sex, in which case, bloating sucks and hopefully leaves soon.

hilamonster06 21

Sunday 13 November 2016 6:06

Just more of you to love I guess.

r1has 28

Sunday 13 November 2016 14:06

Well at least you're a girl, and you can get away with that, I hope. If you're a guy then, FYL

Rabite 28

Sunday 13 November 2016 17:36

Own your body and don't be self-conscious. You will always get stupid comments. Either you're too fat or too thin or both at the same time. People should not give a shit about other people's sizes.