By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
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Same thing different taste

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chocolatechocha 8

lol@ people thinking she put on a Teddy bear suit. smh

She was probably thinking about putting on a teddy bear... teddy confused me too.

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It might mean he's getting satisfied somewhere else? Who knows :S

YDI for dressing up as a teddy bear. Its not halloween.

bigphill1333 0

I think he gets his man card.

skyeyez9 24

"Teddy" is a slang term for sexy lingerie. Like the kind you buy at Victoria's secret.

monkey_anm13 0

someone finally gets it. ahaha(: some people are so stupid. why would you put on a Teddy bear costume for sex!?.

It is not slang. It is the correct name for a specific article of lingerie.

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Ever seen the movie Super Troopers? nuff said :p

"Victoria's Secret, their stuff is real nice. oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Walmart shelf half price and still look sexy. just as sexy as those models on TV. No I don't need no designer jeans to make my man want me!" sorry but your comment made this pop into my head lol

italiangurrl, it's "designer tag", and I don't even listen to that genre of music! Also, "teddy" is not slang. A teddy is an article of clothing; it is a specific type of lingerie. If you aren't 100% sure that your statement is correct, just look it up before you post.

sourgirl101 28

Wow, I'd be disappointed too. Maybe next time you should set the mood by sexy phone calls/sextets, throughout the day. Many guys come home stressed from a hard day of work and need a little time to unwind. Looking at you all dressed up may make you look like another task. I wouldn't take it personal.

ThatLooksSticky 16

your response to "what's for dinner?" me. ;)

Hell, yeah! My response when my wife does this for me is...well, I don't ask about food unless she has a plate of fruit and chocolate on the nightstand or something. :)

Maybe its a sign you need to lose weight.

ckjacques53198 0

OP, your phrasing was perfect. That made me laugh so hard there were tears in my eyes - fantastic mental image... I am, however, sorry that your hubby did that. How insulting.