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By LostGirl9456 - 06/04/2016 19:05 - United States - Las Vegas
Today, I fell asleep in the middle of masturbating. I woke up with my toy still inside me, my vibrator in my hand and my pants around my ankles. It would have been pretty funny, if it wasn't my mom who woke me up. FML.