Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk....

By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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missmurderx 8

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:18

my luck is that I would sleep draw a penis.

omfgrofl1337 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:22

What did you scribble? something naughty i hope

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saywhaaat_01 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:42

HAHAHA! this has to be fake.

MetalFish 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 0:12

I thought that, I heard you only sleep wake in environments where you know literally where everything is, it takes years for this to happen. My cousin was diagnosed with it, Doctor said "Just move your furniture about" and she never sleep walked after that. Also you need to be in an incredibly deep, comfortable sleep... so unless your Maths Class has a bed in it...

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 15 September 2010 0:13

Maybe OP's use of the term "sleep walk" was a euphemism for "trip balls and don't realize WTF I'm doing".

iskusmarines 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 0:27

#34 complete win

rfngxhhshi 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 5:34

no one chose to comment on th fact the chick were replying to is a total babe who looks like she is getting pounded in her pic? she's fine as hell

pancakerocks 1

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:34

ur hot

Z49 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 3:36

ur hot

WiseGuy79 14

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:45

Could have been worse, you could have had a wet dream instead haha

yusaku02 20

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:46

doodling will keep you awake, just keep it in your notebook next time =P

breenarae25 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:46

who gives a ****?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:47

At least you didn't wake up with the chalk in your mouth.

hidingoutt7 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:48

lol if that was me I would laugh about it with my friends at least you didn't draw anything bad?

karlita22 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 0:08

haahahaha funny!!! ydi for sleeping in classq

Poepiepiesie 3

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:49

Turns out no one actually takes the red pill. Then this shit keeps happening.

itzdeity 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:52

i find that most people that drive using the 10 and 2 position are elderly or very poor drivers. the person who hit you more then likely drives at 10 and 2.