By Anonymous - / Friday 28 September 2012 20:10 / United States - Kankakee
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By  lilhellian  |  26

Nice, a girl with a long tongue. ;3

  lilhellian  |  26

Please explain how this is bad.:(

By  xxxInsanexxx  |  9

How badly does biting your tongue really hurt? O.o

  mpalmiter  |  0

My brother bit his tongue almost completely off when he got into an auto accident and had to have it surgically re-attached. He was in so much pain, but even then didn't scream.

  TheMathMajor  |  26

-.- I've done this so many times. Your tongue swells up in the place you bit it and then it just gets in the way of your teeth so you keep biting the same spot. Ouch.

  shadowsorel  |  15

I've actually fallen asleep in class during the eighth grade. So? I'm not perfect, and neither is OP. Hell, no one's perfect. Why? Because we're all human, and we all accidentally fall asleep at inappropriate times.

Unless you're some kind of weird alien freak...

  CaptTeemo  |  10

It's not that you try to fall asleep. I've had moments in class where I'm trying to pay attention and the next thing I know my face is on the desk.

By  rushfan2112  |  2

Why was your tung hanging out. What was your dream? :D


Today, I woke up hungover, locked in my bathroom. This wouldn't be a problem, except in my drunken stupor, I snapped the key. I live alone and there's no windows. FML

By UberAwesone - / Thursday 22 June 2017 15:24 / Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I was feeling generous, so I made my roommate's favorite meal for her when she got home. When she did return home, she flipped her shit for no reason, screaming that she would pee on everything I love. Considering our history, I'm going to start checking my things for urine. FML

By sniperkit - / Tuesday 26 February 2013 00:44 / United States - Traverse City
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