Kids: Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles...

By Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/08/2018 18:30 - United States - Compton

Today, I was at a pool party with my friends. I really had to pass gas so I moved a bit from the group and let it rip. Instead of bubbles surfacing a brown cloud of poo rose instead. FML

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Cute

By benjo - 06/08/2013 18:07 - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By tantanpanda - 24/06/2015 12:44 - United States

Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML

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By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML

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Loud fart

By naomi3271 - 18/11/2019 20:00

Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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drpepperking10 18

Wednesday 20 July 2016 18:59

It's generally a rule of thumb not to fart in the pool for this reason.

krazy789 28

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:47

This sounds very embarrasing so fyl. Also on a side note why is everyone getting downvoted?

Comments

claudiajean 24

Thursday 21 July 2016 1:13

I'd have blamed it on him. Maybe this is why I should never have children though...

Kitcat1234 21

Thursday 21 July 2016 2:20

I think that's exactly why you should have kids. Just pass the blame onto them for everything embarrassing: if you fart, if you murder someone, if you forget to flush the toilet. Really, the only thing kids are good for is taking the blame for stuff.

_EnderDoge 22

Thursday 21 July 2016 16:02

#14: Isn't that kinda.. Yknow.. Rude?

Bunnyluver 20

Friday 22 July 2016 8:11

Yeah, but I think they are just joking :D

OrganicSistah 17

Thursday 21 July 2016 5:09

If you fart in the pool just swim away or start randomly splashing around so the bubbles aren't so noticeable.

nonamebranding 12

Thursday 21 July 2016 6:44

Bhahaha!!! My little man likes to ask us in public places if we farted. He is very expressive and loud too lol. It's usually him doing the farting, boys learn fast ;)