Kids: Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little...

By laurencoc - 31/08/2015 22:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By babysitter - 26/03/2009 03:45 - United States

Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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By badhair - 13/09/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

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By Abby_gummibear - 19/03/2011 21:04 - United States

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

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By bluehairedfreakgirl - 01/06/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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By Kayla - 18/04/2022 16:00

Today, I’ve been dying my hair an auburn color for years. It looks so natural and get complimented often. Before I can even say thank you, my daughter or partner blurts out, “It's not real” or “It’s fake”. Everyone laughs and it’s a little less awkward, I guess… FML

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By linda - 22/11/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

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Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:11

That's ridiculous. If anything, that little girl's mother doesn't love HER enough to let her express herself. She's teaching her daughter to judge others based on what they look like. Parenting fail.

Silk_Routes 14

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:14

your answer to that lil child " your mom is jealous honey"

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Benmantha 31

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:15

You should have told the mother, you're about to call Triton so he could stick his trident up her stuck up ass.

ThatHorse 15

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:17

Actually Triton should use his trident to remove the tree limb from her ass instead.

Symantha23 25

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:16

Wow. That's a terrible thing for that mother to say to her daughter!! I'm sure your hair looked amazing!!!!

LyricaSilvan 29

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:16

Wow. Rude.

luciachi 0

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:17

Kids are always honest so take the compliment. The mum just is discouraging her kid wanting it too :)

gosh_mate 30

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:23

"And you look like a soccer mum who gets her kicks from spying on how bad the neighbours lives are and judging young ladies"

The_Skittish_One 27

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:26

Goodness gracious! FML on the kid's part, growing up with a parent like that D: I hope that you take the little girl's compliment :) Kids always seem so honest; I'm sure you must look lovely! Also, hope this doesn't put a damper on your confidence; rock that look :)