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By headintheclouds - 16/03/2016 13:13 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I drove two hours of my three hour trip to work before stopping for petrol. It was only after filling up that I realised I'd left my wallet at home. Had to call in sick for work and drive 4 hours to pay for the petrol. And then fill my tank up again. FML

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