Love: Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've...

By unrequited - 18/05/2011 02:36 - United States

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

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By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By longtrip - 18/01/2010 00:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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CatEyes66 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:51

uh, wait till she comes back.

babyyninjas 1

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:51

should have called first

Comments

jared280zx 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:00

what do I do to start talking to a girl that I haven't spoken to in a year to tell her that I've had feelings for her for a long time?

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:03

You should always have a backup plan.

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:05

**** driving the width of Australia. Takes like a week.

Anubis_81 21

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:26

aye mate, be better off not worrying about it huh?

horneyhic 15

Wednesday 18 May 2011 10:12

try driving the width of Canada 7000km

cldean24 4

Wednesday 18 May 2011 14:35

At least Canada has something to it. Sorry Australians... The desert that makes up the majority of your country is extremely inefficient to live in :( You have moose and wolves getting shot from helicopters in Canada! And if you get to one end you cab see Russia from your back door!

mandalore92 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 18:00

god I hate living in Perth. 5 hour flight if you wanna get anywhere, or like he said a week if youre driving

ritbbehindu 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:41

idiots! it says united states of America, some people

Mell18 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:11

Looks like your gunna have to haul your ass to the Holiday Inn

Livinia 11

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:15

Well she's gotta come back home sometime.. until then just have a wank in your car.

JPabla03 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 10:54

I like how your thinking :P

xtacticalswarmx 0

Friday 20 May 2011 3:46

Yes. Don't want to be a one pump chump after driving that far, then you'll both be disappointed. =

Mattsta123 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:18

if you really love her you will park your ass on her front doorstep and not leave

WompWompWomp123 7

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:21

Well, now this gives you time to go get her flowers and maybe a card. Write down your feelings, so when you leave to go back home, she'll have something to keep and remember you by.