Miscellaneous: Today, I drove my mom to the mall. When we got home I realized...

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By SpyroMello - 07/04/2016 06:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, I drove my mom to the mall. When we got home I realized I no longer had my permit in my pocket. My parents reaction? "This is why girls use purses." Apparently pockets aren't meant for girls to hold things in.

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