Transportation: Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school....

By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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You deserved it 75 140

By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

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Where you been?

By watchmaker - 16/12/2009 09:37 - United Kingdom

Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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You deserved it 36 049

By faeliality - 16/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML

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You deserved it 1 906

Timing

By king of 8 - 09/05/2021 11:00

Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML

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You deserved it 74

By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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You deserved it 9 635

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 2 568

By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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You deserved it 1 733

We meet again

By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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You deserved it 108

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:02

Maybe it's God's way of telling you you need glasses.

such_is_life_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:19

Haha, I heard that somebody drove into MY school today too!! Don't suppose you live in Doylestown?

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iF_Stunna_Says 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:14

I don't believe you.

ilawlzatyou 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:49

I actually thought this one was hilarious because the lack of words. The way he/she worded it has me tickled to death!

shadow_child 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 8:12

how did that happen?

jayhawk63 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 11:33

How the hell did you manage that?

suyci 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 13:06

wow... if only i could do that... xD

Zic_fml 7

Sunday 1 March 2009 17:44

#7: That's what makes it funny!

vdub 0

Monday 2 March 2009 7:06

HAHAHAHAHAHAH WOW. that deserves to be a bumper sticker

graciegirl 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:55

bahahaha my school could use some of that excitement

yuyo_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:20

hey thats not FML at all

Nsc 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:04

Don't drunk when drive.

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