Work: Today, I dropped the plug-in part of a transducer for ultrasound.... - FML

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By accidentprone13 - 13/02/2016 06:29 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I dropped the plug-in part of a transducer for ultrasound. To save the expensive tool I stuck my foot out to break its fall, it scratched my ankle. I later had a laugh in the elevator with a "random" lady about my klutziness. Turns out she's the director of safety. FML

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