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By cacheson - 11/04/2016 12:26 - United States
Today, I dreamed that I was turned on by coloring in my clitoris with a washable marker while my childhood toys watched. When I woke up, ready to get it on with my boyfriend, I suddenly realized how creepy it was and lost the feeling immediately. I think there's something wrong with me. FML