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That creepy moment when you stumble upon a jar of toe/finger nail clippings. That even more creepy moment when you realize it's yours. What's next? Hair? Your already chewed gum? RUN, OP.

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Yea I definitely wouldn't stay with her it sounds like she's attempting to do some weird dark magic type stuff get out while you can op

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15 what does being cajun have to do with anything? Are you trying to refer to voodoo? And why stay away from spaghetti? I'm completely offended.

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It reminds me of a book of spells I read as a teenager that suggested to make a relationship last you should put your nail filings in the other person's food. Has she been cooking for you at all lately?

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72, I like your chevelle, as for the OP, you should probably have a talk with your girlfriend if this closeness isn't the type 72 refers to

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How does that sound like a banshee?? Banshees wail extremely loud. They do not collect nail clippings.

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Its not unreasonable for op's gf to be a banshee. Alberta is notorious for its high banshee counts as of recent. Scientists blame the stronger western Canadian economy but no one is quite certain how to explain the banshee boom

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I shall give my Irish knowledge here. The banshee is a crying spirit who Usually warns people about death. When seen she is seen to be brushing her long hair with a comb. She's a messenger and does not bring death.

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46 -exactly what I thought about after reading this fml..those two should pair up :) (for those who don't get it, it's a reference from the earlier fml)

And then she will make a temple out of your nail clippings with a picture of you on top of it. Good luck with the creep, OP.

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