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By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 06:42 - United States - Seattle

Today I discovered the man that I had been sleeping with who I thought was ignoring me because of severe depression he's historically struggled with was actually just sleeping with another woman and ignoring me because he's an asshole. Found out via Facebook even. FML.

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