Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has...

By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2016 03:18 - United States

Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML

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What do y'all want?

By ladymichee - 07/07/2021 14:01

Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML

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At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 17:32 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 03:23 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

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paris_ava 24

Saturday 29 October 2016 11:17

And to think she had the audacity to not offer u any...

Hutchie931 15

Saturday 29 October 2016 11:10

Sorry to hear that OP I think you go pretty screwed but make some contacts in Jail and get them to 'pay her a visit' if you know what I mean

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rebeccacmlc 22

Saturday 29 October 2016 20:24

I'm so sorry OP ! Some people are a screwed up ... Even though you weren't friends she should have cleared things up and told them you weren't involved, I'm guessing that she didn't keep it from you to protect you ...

NotmadYT 17

Saturday 29 October 2016 22:05

Did they cuff you naked and drag you out naked or did they have the decency to let you dress yourself first? I've always wondered what happens in these situations

wreckdit 29

Sunday 30 October 2016 5:02

They let me get dressed first. Two giant blokes with guns yelled at me until I got out of the shower, then made me put something on while they watched (I assume to assure that I didn't grab a weapon or try to run). Then I got dragged out in handcuffs. Overall, it was a pretty exciting night...

Mortoli 30

Tuesday 1 November 2016 7:06

i think checking for weapons would be first if i was one of them i would check your clothes and general area and at least looked away there were many things they could have done to make sure you didnt have a chance to attack or escape without making you give them a show which this was all about for them sorry lol. for instance after checking your area put a guy outside your door and another out your window.