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By TetrisMaster / Sunday 24 November 2013 12:30 / Australia
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  mohamed_H  |  21

I have cat sex... Can't you see i'm a cat

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  NeatNit  |  32

damn, cat sex must suck! I heard one that there's actually backwards spikes on the cat's penis to remove others' semen... and that it probably hurts like hell.

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  fordneagles  |  34

#49, they're called penile spines and yes, they do clear the vagina of semen left by previous mating, but also upon removal of the penis the action of the spines raking the inside of the vagina is thought to trigger ovulation in the female cat. That's why you'll hear a female cat yowling when the mating is finished. Thank fuck that gene disappeared in humans otherwise there'd be nothing a man could do to get me into bed!

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

When it's real boring, I guess. Although, I suspect OP is just approximating from how it feels, instead of checking actual measurements. I don't know about you, but I'd be really turned off if my partner starts checking her pulse while we're in the throes of it.

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  TwistedCherub1  |  15

It's probably OP and his/her partner. If OP was moving enough his/her heart rate would naturally increase. I say YDI for not being as passionate about your partner as your game, OP. And F his/her life.

By  CtrlAltDef3at  |  4

This doesn't quote seem like it fits.

By  Ambient25  |  24

I have to say OP, you really need to find another guy. I've heard too many girls complain about their sex lives yet still want to be with the person. Look, love is king, but if you're not going to tell the guy that the sex is boring yet still complain, do something about it.

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  Ambient25  |  24

It's just a chance to rant, and a majority of the "sex sucks" FMLs are women. My opinion is that too many guys are too focused on themselves than the girl they're with. A guy should never get off before a woman.

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  Ambient25  |  24

Exactly. Romance should be prime. Intimacy and passion should still be a thing. I hate people who only do it just to feel good. There's no meaning if you can't reminisce. Just my thought.

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Personally, I have sex because it does feel good. It brings the animalistic nature out of me. Now I'm not saying I bang just because of that, that's not true at all. It's a connection between the partners that brings that joy out, but, it's also sex. Sex feels good. If it didn't feel so god damn good I wouldn't be doing it. When you have such a deep connection with a specific person, it shouldn't matter if the bed play is amazing or not, you can always work on that. You shouldn't toss someone just because they can't get you off. My girl fucks my brains out and I love every minute of it. That doesn't mean I'd just get rid of her if she wasn't good in bed. That's incredible selfish and vain.

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You do realize that many women are unsatisfied in bed because they don't tell their partners what they want, right? I know not all situations are the same, but maybe if people put half of the effort in communication that they do faking orgasms, you wouldn't have that many fmls concerning bad sex experiences. Just saying.

By  iSativa  |  24

Some men aren't blessed. Teach him something new, spice up the sex, or maybe get him some natural male enhancement. There are ways around this besides complaining.

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