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Probably an autocorrect since 'b' and 'v' are so close to each other. Same for 'y' and 'u'. Phones can be a little too smart sometimes. That, or he has fat fingers and sucks at typing.

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since Deja vu is from French and in French we say: avoir un Deja vu (having a Deja vu) you can use whatever way you want. stupid anglophones stealing words from other languages!

Your profile picture should be one of you by yourself. Anywho, you should be glad he won't be bringing home any strange diseases to you -- he'll be bringing your best friend's familiar diseases -- yay!

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cos it's her profile, its a bit awkward when there's more than one person in a picture and you don't know which one is them.. (obviously if you haven't got this person as a friend and don't know them).

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Actually, the boyfriend is engaging in a time-shifted threesome. TiVo has changed our thinking that what once was called cheating is now a ménage à trois of convenience.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever, friendship never ends." I'm guessing you didn't listen to this as a kid -shakes head-

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^I hope you're joking. I can now see that it's not OP's boyfriend's fault, though! It was obviously The Spice Girls who screwed OP! I wouldn't mind Victoria's models screwing me, but that's in a whole different way.

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