By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
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thinmint 0

"pics or it didn't happen?" oh yeah baby let me see you covered in fleas you sexy mutt!

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musicislife1995_fml 0

let's hope people don't sleep with you and accuse of crab infestation D: -gasp-

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silverspire29 2

That is why you don't sleep naked. Tard.

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Mustardnight 3

If this is sarcasm, its not funny, otherwise your a total retard for thinking fleas wouldnt bite someone even with clothes on. You think pyjamas have anti- flea forcefields? What a dunce. I dont know why your comment enraged me but it did, it was just so thoughtless and stupid.

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cottonshwabs 0

i moderated this one!! but really its weird that you sleep naked.

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wh4t3v3R 0

Wait, what is so weird about sleeping naked? I mean, I guess since I don't watch people sleep...often...I figured everyone slept like me when alone: naked. Fleas suck, literally and figuratively. FYL OP.

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sumdizzyfoo 0

Obviously you've either A) Never tried it. B) Need to buy better sheets. Naked is the most comfortable pj's you'll ever own.

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snarkytruth 37

I sleep naked too. It's very natural and most comfortable. Just keep a robe handy should the house catch fire?

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

FAKE the OP stole this from the beginning of a porno

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elliekinslurvsya 0

That sounds like one weird porno. Awesome sn though =P

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MetallicaRules19 4

you would know how you dirty bastard, which porno btw i may have seen it

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dimension516 0

Did they go in your ******? They are lucky.

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Mustardnight 3

Dont forget this could be oprah, rosie odonell or even *gasp* her majestomy the queen!

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TrinityisLife 22

Infestation......how could you not know there's fleas in your bed. You had to of noticed bites before now. Nice job on admitting you probably haven't been laid in a while as well ;) At least not in your own bed.

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bailo 0

this is honestly one of my worst fears. i'm sitting on my bed right now. you're gonna make it hard for me to get to sleep tonight.

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WTFsGoingOn 0

Fleas bite people. I moved into an apartment once, turns out the house the apartment was in was infested with fleas. Within two days my legs, stomach and arms were covered in bug bites. I had my brother come out since he is an exterminator because my first thought was bed bugs or something like that. Nope, fleas. Tons and tons of fleas. I felt like a giant bug bite for weeks until they got the house bug bombed.

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baby_gurl2405 0

haha omg omg haha, now u've probably got like flea bites everywhere,.. and i mean EVERYWHERE haha FYL

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