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By vikts - / Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:52 / Luxembourg
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Pretend to be on his side, and advise him to get the girliest sports car you can find! Sit back and enjoy the result...

I love how bosses always get credit for an employee's hard work. But when it comes to bad work, it's the employees fault. Sorry, OP.

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Pretend to be on his side, and advise him to get the girliest sports car you can find! Sit back and enjoy the result...

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"Sit back and enjoy the results"?? You say this like if the boss was really going to fall for it. I'm sure he is an asshole, not an idiot. Just sayin'. =)

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Lexus SC convertible for sure. Miatas are pretty popular as track day cars, and the racing crowd loves them. They're also not very expensive. The Lexus on the other hand, he could blow a good sum of money on for very little actual sport factor.

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Retail on the Boxter is terrible due to their shitty engines. Shitty as in breaks a lot and costs a fortune to repair.

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Yea, the Lexus sounds like a good plan, I hate those things, gay as shit. Miatas are amazing cars, don't bash them.

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Better yet rub stinky cheese on the manifolds and throw parm cheese on the radiator

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use a syringe to inject about 2eggs into the sealing tubes on the door and let the heat do the rest. or mix chlorine and rubbing alcohol in a plastic bottle Do NOT shake until you put it in his car.

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Why a sports car? They have like no room. I am sorry about hating on them. I just like having room like a Suburban for example. Also, how would one go about having sexual intercourse in one?

I love how bosses always get credit for an employee's hard work. But when it comes to bad work, it's the employees fault. Sorry, OP.

Tell him insurance is overrated. Oh no! Some random thugs trashed his ride? Well isn't that unfortunate.

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36- Two things. 1) As far as I know, insurance is only mandatory right when you get your license (at least in Arizona). If that's the case, driving without insurance is doable, as long as you don't get caught (not saying that is the right thing to do). 2) It's a joke. Impracticality is the basis of most jokes. Frankie says "relax".

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