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By BadFather - / Monday 21 November 2011 06:23 / Australia
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By  weepingangel_fml  |  7

Good job. I applaud you. Now you must go get her name legally changed.

I can just imagine 23 years in the future when a guy is hitting on her:

"what's your name, beautiful?"
"My name's Beautiful."
"Your name is beautiful? What is it then?"
"Beautiful."
"Okay, but what is your name, cutie?"
"You know my middle name?"
"How would I know your middle name if you won't even tell me your first name?!"
"My name is Beautiful Cutie."
"oh, you're flirting back now?"
"I give up."

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By  BeastNerd  |  3

Beautiful? That's not weird.

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That's not the point....

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  zombicidal  |  11

its not cocky if you can back up What You say

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more like full of herself

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

^ that's impossible to pronounce

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  nattynatters  |  14

My parents did the same thing to my little sister only they called her "pooh" as in whinnie the. We had to have a family meeting and inform her that her name was in fact, not Pooh.

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  vballcutie08  |  6

pretty sure that's from the glee version..
not that I'm complaining..
I love glee :)

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  threer  |  30

I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!


And then I forgot everything else.

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  magnetic_aura  |  26

That's just one verse
That verse ends:
"I feel pretty and witty and bright
and so pretty that I pity any girl who isn't me tonight"

The other verse ends:
"I feel pretty and witty and gay
and so pretty that I pity any girl who isn't me today"

By  MisterMichael  |  9

You take these way too seriously

By  weepingangel_fml  |  7

Good job. I applaud you. Now you must go get her name legally changed.

I can just imagine 23 years in the future when a guy is hitting on her:

"what's your name, beautiful?"
"My name's Beautiful."
"Your name is beautiful? What is it then?"
"Beautiful."
"Okay, but what is your name, cutie?"
"You know my middle name?"
"How would I know your middle name if you won't even tell me your first name?!"
"My name is Beautiful Cutie."
"oh, you're flirting back now?"
"I give up."

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  geko911  |  22

Ohh wow just wow!! And that's why you try to meet people in person.. To make it even more weird! But truly intertaining.

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  cjguthrie  |  8

Who gives a shit bout spelling no 1 is perfect!!!!!!!

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