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By  Doortje  |  26

Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. SEX Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. Yeah, that just wouldn't do it for me..

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  OrginalOwen  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  bamagrl410  |  31

No I don't have a problem with religion. I'm just saying the thought process that he's remaining abstinent even though engaging in sex just because of prayer is delusional.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Zya, both of the phrases "epic fail" and "just saying" sound ridiculous coming from a guy who obviously wouldn't know correct English if it smacked him in the face. Now stop stalking Bamagirl. She isn't your type anyway.

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  iSitt  |  0

As a kid I prayed for a bicycle but never got one. As I hot older I realized god doesn't work that way. So I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.

By  Doortje  |  26

Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. SEX Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. Yeah, that just wouldn't do it for me..

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  iSitt  |  0

As a kid I prayed for a bicycle but never got one. As I got older I realized god doesn't work that way. So I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.

By  extremenoodles  |  0

Is it weird that this reminds me of Hamlet, and how he can't kill his uncle while he prays as he'd automatically get sent to Heaven? You know, in spite of killing people... I'm a strange child

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I didn't mean 'child' in the literal sense. Also 19 isn't that grown-up, right?!?! 10 Things I Hate About you was my favourite movie long before I knew of the Shakespeare-y connections. Heath Ledger does that to a person. Plus I was super feminist so Julia Stiles appealed to me in most of her movies.

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  cguinn17  |  9

People who make sweeping comments about one person based a single denominating factor (ie. Religion) are stupid. Especially when this factor is so broad, seriously? Ps. OP, you're boyfriend is stupid though :)

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  rasellersjr  |  0

I would disagree that religious people are stupid, I know many who are well educated and very successful. They are just miss guided... Put down the bible, embellished hundreds of years after the supposed incidents occurred, and read up on things more scientifically accurate. I've never seen an alien, but I'd believe in there existence before I believed in a god. Though, I don't think they are anymore capable of visiting us as we are able to visit them. If you have seen little green men, or have actually "heard the voice of god", you may want to seek treatment for that schizophrenia... OP, your man is most definitely an asstard...

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  smellyturkey  |  0

I do not think religious people are stupid at all. I also don't know how putting down the Bible and reading scientific findings would help anything at all! And I don't know how you can web compare God and aliens. If he feels bad then WHY does he have sex!!?? I think that is ridiculous.

By  mrahhhhh  |  17

Well at least he's not wearing a purity ring around his junk thinking it'll keep him abstinent... I hope to God I did not just inspire a teenybopper to write a Jonas Brother fanfic 0_0*

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  mrahhhhh  |  17

You're talking to a guy that's been hardened to most shocking stuff through the viewing of countless shocker images thanks to asshole friends, and that statement you just made me cringe. I never thought purity/genitalia ring Jonas Brother porn existed. Nasty! First "/b/tard" to say "Rule 34!!!111!!111oneone!" gets a Converse up the ass.

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