Work and Sexism: Today, I did slightly below average on my programming project....

By Rusty - 12/12/2015 00:49 - United States

Today, I did slightly below average on my programming project. Aside from it being unnecessarily difficult, I also couldn't focus on it due to problems at home. After I confided in my colleague about it, I heard him mutter, "I knew women were crappy programmers". FML

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By Pastrygirl - 11/07/2016 22:00

Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML

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By I'm donnnneeee - 21/09/2015 03:26 - United States - Slidell

Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 02:33

Today, I was complaining to my friend how I was doing all the work in my group, and that they were getting all the credit. Her response? "It's OK, you're doing a shitty job anyway." FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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Teamwork works

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 01:58 - Australia

Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 17:00 - Slovakia

Today, while presenting a project I've worked on for months, one of the professors exasperatedly cut in mid-sentence, saying, "Look, it's shit. Just stop already." FML

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Runner up

By milamadeleine243 - 22/10/2020 14:00

Today, I finished a huge project for work. It took 3+ days and I was very proud of it. Except when I submitted it to my boss, he said that he'd already asked another person to do it. He used that person's project, not mine. FML

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By Anomaly - 03/03/2015 02:43 - United States - Trenton

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

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By PhD student - 10/02/2016 11:57 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML

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Overachiever

By Is he stupid? - 26/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML

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Saturday 12 December 2015 15:20

Sexist prick

MrSassypants 32

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:24

Sexist pug.... I couldn't think of another word to match the other comments.

Comments

WCARlover 34

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:29

sexist bacon. Gotta find a use for those sexist pigs

Redgy22 26

Saturday 12 December 2015 20:57

YUM!

WCARlover 34

Saturday 12 December 2015 21:56

your picture makes your comment

SystemofaBlink41 27

Sunday 13 December 2015 5:10

Sexist cannibal, 52.

thatonedude55 8

Monday 14 December 2015 16:13

It probably tastes rotten and lonely.

Sunflora219 26

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:30

Well, his sexist attitude won't be getting him any sex.

TheFount 21

Saturday 12 December 2015 22:47

Narcissism (which fits with chauvinism) is one of the dark triad traits, an extremely effective short term mating strategy for men.

Sunflora219 26

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:24

...what?

Stevethatguy 3

Sunday 13 December 2015 7:58

What if he was gay? He's not being mean to men so he still has that option for him.

Cerebral_Origami 5

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:38

Sounds like a real dick. Don't let it bother you. There will always be jerks that get off on putting other people down.

d00z3r 8

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:42

motherdick....

UH60 26

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:44

Sexist meat lover's sandwich. Had to find a use for the baguette, duck, pig, and bacon.

psyjoniz 12

Saturday 12 December 2015 15:47

it is my observation as a 20+ year professional software developer that women are much better at it just fewer of them out there. dont listen; they have no clue what they are talking about.