This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, but wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, I developed dermatitis on my nipple. To stop it being touched by clothing and irritated, I put bandaids over it. Turns out, I'm sensitive to the adhesive.
Now I have an itchy and painful nipple with an itchy allergic reaction on my areola and chest. FML