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I don't think it's bad. If you wake me up suddenly and start asking me questions, you're gonna get dome really bizarre answers. Most of them won't make sense cause my brain just seems to not turn on right away and takes a minute or so for me to get a good sense of what's going on. Once my girlfriend woke me up and asked for a ride to work and I just started ranting about how my brother is an asshole for eating all the pop-tarts and only leaving me the cherry ones. She finds it entertaining sometimes but I'm afraid one day I'm gonna slip up and say something that she doesn't like lol.

By  pdp_fml  |  21

Wow, you really must have a great sex life together. I wouldn't worry about his ex as you will make him forget her with your great moves in bed.

By  perdix  |  29

The ex probably did that for him regularly, but the OP took until now to catch up. Is it just me, or did you think as you started reading this one that the fiancé ended up peeing in her mouth?

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