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By gearhead369 - 17/04/2016 01:52 - Canada - Saskatoon
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pizza after a long day of work. I opened the door to the smell of a shitnado bomb that had gone off. My poor dog had explosive diarrhea all over the house and I spent 40 minutes cleaning it up. I can't get the smell of shit out of my nose. No pizza for me! FML