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By Peanut1392 - 13/02/2016 15:35 - Australia - Mooroolbark
Today, I decided to tidy up my lady parts after the guy I've been seeing expressed his desire to see me clean shaven. Not only did I nick my clit, but he refused to have sex because he said he'd feel like a paedophile. FML.