Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to tell my family I was gay. Their response?... - FML

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By argnog - 07/06/2016 14:04 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I decided to tell my family I was gay. Their response? Throwing every single one of my belongings out the window. FML

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TheGamingGamer 28

Wednesday 8 June 2016 2:24

Well Damn. If you're old enough, move out and report this to the police for vandalism.

KiraK_320 20

Wednesday 8 June 2016 5:20

JFC **** those guys, am I right? They seem like total assholes. I agree with #1, if you're old enough please try to move out asap, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life. >:^(

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TheGamingGamer 28

Wednesday 8 June 2016 2:24

Well Damn. If you're old enough, move out and report this to the police for vandalism.

KiraK_320 20

Wednesday 8 June 2016 5:20

JFC **** those guys, am I right? They seem like total assholes. I agree with #1, if you're old enough please try to move out asap, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life. >:^(

hoponpip 20

Wednesday 8 June 2016 17:11

I agree with #1 and #2 I hope you're all right and that you can get out of that environment soon. stay safe xx

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