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I'm dumbfounded as to why you would do that, just brush the stray hair of with your hand. That's like saying I trimmed my hedges with a chainsaw and then I thought I might trim my pubes with the chainsaw too.

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this is probably the stupidest idea I've heard of on this site and that's saying a lot. actually, this is the stupidest idea I've heard of anywhere

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lol I was going to say the exact same thing 58 but you beat me to it. I can't fathom how someone would even think to do that. I hope his testicles got sucked up in there so he can't reproduce.

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this FmL was just too hilarious. why would you shave over a carpet? i wonder if he panicked and forgot how to turn the vacuum off. lmao That wouldve been priceless!

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Guys! I don't know how many time I need to say this, just trim the bushes. You don't have to take a razor to your junk.

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He was cleaning his room, at the least that's the reason Dewey from Scary Movie used for getting the vacuum to suck his balls.

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The word sex hasn't been mentioned at all in the fml, the comment, or in any other nearby comment nor has there been a sexual reference made so please explain your comment to me.

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apparently that the Hoover, would suck in the remaining pubic hair that was trimmed without... well, you get my drift.

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I've never personally had my sack sucked by a vacuum. But I have done stuff where I realized after, moron. Haven't we all?!

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177- You are literally fucking stupid, and because you are too stupid to use protection the babies you will have with stupid will be so astronomically stupid that even your stupidly stupid stupidity will look genius. Thank you and good day.

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177- Pretty sure she's aware of this, I believe she was referring to using the shower after shaving to remove the loose hairs stuck as opposed to using the vacuum.

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24- I'm very sorry. Concerts are like the best things in the world. My last concert was actually in norfolk, va on 1/24/12, it was a day to remember and rise against. rise against played 20 fucking songs, and I currently have a water bottle drank by Tim McIlrath chillin in my room. fuckin awesome day.

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I saw them with ADTR too! Two of my favorite bands performing and I got to watch Rise Against from the stage. Amazing experience if you can get your hands on all access passes.

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121- That's fuckin awesome dude, they both put on a hell of a show haha I've never been on a stage while a bands performing but I've met a few people, like brandon saller and all of five finger death punch. but I didn't really know adtr well before I saw them live, but after I saw them I got all their music and love if

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Ok, I got surprised when I noticed that all of the comments have to do with music. Nice derail. Oh yea, btw, C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Had to.

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Prayer of the refugee was the first song I heard by them years ago before they were known. :p I would have to say savior is probably my favorite too.

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Yeah, but last time I checked hair gets caught a lot more in carpet than tiles. If he did it on tiles he could just sweep it up. Or even better, do it in the shower so it just washes down the drain. Why do you think kitchens have tiles? Because they're a lot easier to clean. You could have carpet in the kitchen but it's impractical. EDIT: mctime changed his comment, now I look like a fool

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Lol sorry guys. I realized it the second I did it. I should probably just delete my account now.

Ha! Wait till you get 3 day growth!!! Get the calamine lotion ready. You're going to itch like a mofo! ( so I've heard) Wax/laser it off next time.

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Lmao that shit does fucking itch like a bitch, plus it will also be like needles on your balls too for like 2 weeks

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