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By Sav - 03/08/2016 18:09 - United States - Hendersonville

Today, I decided to send a frisky text to my husband while I am away on business. Turns out my sister thought it would be funny to change my contacts names. I realized this when my mother called me and was laughing hysterically. FML

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achingtoes90 11

Wednesday 28 December 2016 23:22

Well, could've been worse, like the text ending up with your boss. Still; "Nearly FML". And congratulations on your mom, she seems to have a great sense of humor.

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wissx 5

Friday 5 August 2016 1:50

maybe check if they were there before you sent the text messages

achingtoes90 11

Wednesday 28 December 2016 23:22

Well, could've been worse, like the text ending up with your boss. Still; "Nearly FML". And congratulations on your mom, she seems to have a great sense of humor.

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