270
By ufhdafuhds - / Thursday 19 March 2009 23:31 / Egypt
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments

LOL, that's a first. I wonder what it said.. 1. Finger her. 2. Put on condom 3. Insert penis 4. ???? 5. Profit!

Okay, that's actually pretty sweet. I mean, he was so worried about doing everything just right for you that he didn't want his nerves to get in the way and forget what he was doing. But maybe this means you guys are a little too young to be doing this? At least be safe, use condoms.

Comments

LOL, that's a first. I wonder what it said.. 1. Finger her. 2. Put on condom 3. Insert penis 4. ???? 5. Profit!

Reply

That's probably the part he needed to check from his notes. 1. Find a girl 2. Get consent 3. Remove pants 4. Insert penis into an orifice 5. Move penis back and forth 6. Shazam! 7. Apologize 8. Roll over and fall asleep

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

• Get a boner • Slap her titties around some • Stick it inside her • Pee Always listen to Eric Cartman!!

You're rather picky if this is a FML situation. It was HIS FIRST TIME. I'm sure you were no prize, either. This is cute, not upsetting. Get over yourself.

Okay, that's actually pretty sweet. I mean, he was so worried about doing everything just right for you that he didn't want his nerves to get in the way and forget what he was doing. But maybe this means you guys are a little too young to be doing this? At least be safe, use condoms.

aw, rather cute. Maybe next time it'll be better. It was both of yours first time he was probably nervous.

Hahahahahahaha. I do think this is more of a FML thing than something cute, its nauseating. I could only imagine if this were to happen to me.

By  Frakt

If it was such a complicated move that he had to write it down, and actually forgot it, touche on that. Means he wanted nothing more than your PLEASURE. Even though for women your first time isnt usually fun, but hey no harm in trying to break the pattern eh? Must of been a killer first time!

Loading data…