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By GettingFitisHopeless - 19/04/2016 07:27 - United States - Sleepy Eye

Today, I decided to go on the treadmill after ignoring physical activity for months. 10 minutes in, my Dad comes and yells at me because the treadmill is "too loud", and he's trying to watch his show. I guess my lifestyle won't be changing today. FML

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