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By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 June 2013 10:38 / United States - Fountain Valley
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By  DocBastard  |  38

Why do people bother trying to lie like this? You think you're the first girl to buy a dildo? It's like the guy who buy a Penthouse and condoms. "No, the Penthouse is for my, uh, girlfriend. She likes the articles."

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  challan  |  19

of course she did! First time I went into an adult store with my girlfriends we made up this elaborate story of throwing a bachelorette party. Total BS. Then it gets easier once you realize everyone is in there to diddle or wank.

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  PrincessPesa  |  20

How are we so sure the clerk is a she?

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  ryan219  |  3

Who is sending this?

By  DocBastard  |  38

Why do people bother trying to lie like this? You think you're the first girl to buy a dildo? It's like the guy who buy a Penthouse and condoms. "No, the Penthouse is for my, uh, girlfriend. She likes the articles."

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  Pleonasm  |  31

People will do anything to cover shame; no matter how petty the excuse, if it gives the mind ease, it's fair game. "No honey it's not what it looks like, I slipped and fell in!" "No mom, it's not what it looks like, the sock is because I'm cold there!" "No cashier, it's not what it looks like, this dildo is for my friend!' See? Lies people tell others, but mostly themselves.

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  Jlow17  |  4

I just eat my cum no need for tissues

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I've never understood the logic. I mean, honestly... A place that sells sex toys sees a lot of people buy them. Most shop owners are in the business because they like toys themselves. They have likely used many kinds if toys themselves and are great at explaining how they work, pros and cons, etc. I love trading notes with shop owners as I make custom toys. People should not be embarrassed by it... Or if you really find it that mortifying to admit you are human and have urges- order online. :p

By  cuppycakeslove  |  20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  cuppycakeslove  |  20

Well that's obviously what she needs.

By  Martinez0285  |  27

lezbe honest here... he was jus lookin out... rudely... but lookin out none the less :)

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  PrincessPesa  |  20

Amen! Knowing what turns you on and gets you off makes for better sex overall- solo or with a partner. But if you're really that bashful, order it online and save yourself the trouble of an alibi!

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Amen to this! How can you tell a partner why turns you on if you aren't comfortable with yourself? I suggest in person buying to newbies just because shop owners are usually amazing, helpful people who will be sure you get what you will enjoy. Online is fantastic not just for the bashful but you can get unique items or better prices sometimes.

By  QQmore_fml  |  18

Might as well just save the money and be honest, you might not look lonely the cashier probably see's this a thousand times a day and says it to everyone getting a dildo and a B-day card.

By  shaww  |  28

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