Intimacy: Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents....

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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ImmaB3AST 7

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:55

You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass

McAninch35 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:57

Go dad.

Comments

garfield224 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:03

Ydi

RaineLee 5

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:05

I agree with you.

NabbdjuretPerry 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:55

YDI with big letters

hopelessxdesign 5

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:03

Then don't cheat on your girlfriend, problem solved.

jellenwood 35

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:03

Wow, you sure get around. You were with another girl just days ago and now you already have a girlfriend? This is why women sometimes don't trust men. Sex for a man is just sex and that is so sad.

Jarvo_666 6

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:16

Generalisation much?

hawaiianfire 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:27

And women don't cheat?

ifailplzinsultme 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:32

Yeah that is a little generalizing. For some people, including myself, sex is only for people you love. People like OP give guys a bad rep.

Summera 2

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:33

You sound like a feminist bitch.

KasCiaYr 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:42

Don't need to be sad. Being lesbien is not that bad these days.

johnrook_fml 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 20:34

That isn't true at all, for a lot of guys sex isn't just sex. And girls cheat on men just as much as guys cheat on girls.

guitarplayer546 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 20:39

I think the real problem is women always going out with dumb pricks and us nice guys are supposed to pick up the pieces.

RaineLee 5

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:03

Cheaters like you deserve it. I hope she dumps your ass.

ImmaB3AST 7

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:11

15- Why the **** would this be an FML if that was the case?

ImmaB3AST 7

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:55

My comment went to the wrong post.. so it sounded like I was a dick.... Great...

hurrican_fml 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 18:10

Woldnt you?

coveryourmouth 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:03

why would you want her to your parents when you treat her like s*** going behind her back and have sex with another girl.....keep you dick in your pants cuz you dont deserve her!!!! you deserve everything she f***** did to you. also hope she left your dumbass

hawaiianfire 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:29

Are you speaking English?

Pebbles89 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 7:26

hey, at least they went by their display name haha

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:23

cheating doesnt give some full rights to do whatever they want to the cheater. he deserves to be verbally abused, dumped and ridiculed. thats about it.