By missgayle319 - 15/03/2012 07:53 - United States

 Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
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DocBastard 38

I understand you're trying to lose weight, but lopping off a bit of your hand is NOT part of the DocBastard Healthy Weight Loss Plan.

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Jetgod56 7

Human, the other, other white meat! Taste like chicken?

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DocBastard 38

I understand you're trying to lose weight, but lopping off a bit of your hand is NOT part of the DocBastard Healthy Weight Loss Plan.

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phoenixslayer69 4

May I ask what comes after the lobotomy doc? I am unsure if this plan you put me On is working.

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thiscrazything 1

Maybe it was to compensate for eating the deep fried potatoes. That way OP comes out even.

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philipino 24

It's actually snorting 5 lines of cocaine as anesthetic and then getting DocBastard to cut off all your arms and legs, plus a portion of your brain.

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xXSmilezXX 7

I suppose you thought the blood was ketchup 2?

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IndianGiver 8

My mom did the same thing a couple days ago. Weird.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

It's always best after you add a little blood sweat & tears. As for actually hunks of flesh... I got nothing.

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perdix 29

1. Homemade chips aren't healthy. They're at least as greasy as factory-made chips. 2. You've taken the first step toward cannibalism.

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whiterabbit420 4

Actually you can do potato chips in the microwave without any oil. Then they're certainly healthier.

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Ace2254 8

So thats the new trendy flavor! Yum...LAWL

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brewmasterg 34

How you've worded it makes it sound like you picked out your bloody bit of finger and continued to cook those potatoes. I hope this is not what you did.

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Vampierjazz2010 0

Hope u didnt make salt and vinegar chips.

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