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By Lonely - 05/02/2016 14:02 - United Kingdom
Today, I decided to be sexy for my boyfriend to spice up our love life. I was ironing his shirt in my underwear, when I started showing him what I'd do to him. I was licking up and down my finger... I then licked the iron. I'm now sitting in the A&E waiting room. FML