By mariana - / Saturday 8 February 2014 00:18 / Canada - Toronto
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  Doritozilla  |  20

OP I'm sure it won't be long before finding someone who appreciates you for your personality. At least you don't have a crush on this guy (I hope).

By  bitchimabunnyz33  |  13

So you spit? nice to know... "writes down on notebook"

  domolovesyoshi  |  33

it would probably go down like this.

  junkman6  |  22

"Sputters never win." This is a known fact, step your game up OP.

  junkman6  |  22

Wow all that over an obvious autocorrect shenanigan. Had to update my iPhone OS. This new one sucks and autocorrects words for no reason. Not to mention the FML app is crashing every few minutes with this OS.

By  chocolatefrog28  |  29

An African or a European swallow?
Seriously OP, you're better off without a "gem" like that guy. Buy yourself a card/candy/flowers/whatever and go have a good time with your friends instead.

  Booda_Shun  |  28

How could a five-ounce swallow carry a one-pound coconut?

By  juststephhere  |  23

I hope you punched him.

  NiceGuysDoWin  |  21

Why punch him? Jesus, he may be immature, but resorting to violence for a stupid joke? Good luck with the assault and battery charge, lady.

By  jdeezyjames  |  8

Maybe Cupid could change that OP.

  Ctrl_H  |  17

That comment was so innocent.

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