Today, I decided not to let my social anxiety rule my life, and...

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By "HandsOffMarx" - 16/06/2018 21:14 - Norway - Nodeland

Today, I decided not to let my social anxiety rule my life, and have some fun with the claw machine at the mall. I kept telling myself nobody cares what I did when a guy walked by and criticized me for wasting money on rigged games. FML

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Bloo2555 22

Tuesday 19 June 2018 17:34

Up his. You do you.

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Bloo2555 22

Tuesday 19 June 2018 17:34

Up his. You do you.

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