Miscellaneous: Today, I cut myself between my middle finger and the fingernail....

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By OneOnJuanAction - 25/02/2016 03:06 - United States - Glastonbury

Today, I cut myself between my middle finger and the fingernail. Not because of the knife lab I was doing in class, but when I reached for my folder after the lab was done, I cut it on the rim of my folder. FML

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