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By CdaleProphet26 - 30/03/2016 13:23 - United States - Perkasie

Today, I crashed my mountain bike resulting in a large bloody scrape on my lower left leg. Did I miss a big jump or crash gloriously after a stunt? No I fell over at low speed onto some pointy rocks. I ride flat pedals so I wasn't even clipped in for it. FML

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