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By DBZ - 20/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2020 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML

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By cubs44fan - 04/03/2014 23:25 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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You deserved it 6 742

Yeet the guy

By Lorbibo - 14/01/2021 17:00

Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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You deserved it 10 764

Functional

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 05:00

Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML

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You deserved it 151

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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Arxikist 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

Suggest playing with his dragon balls.

Da_Bauss435 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face

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Petunia888 13

Monday 20 February 2012 19:16

Sounds like this fiancé is better seen and not heard. If all he wants to talk about is that, then enjoy the silence, OP.

Brelywi 15

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:27

Wow, what a bitch.

Petunia888 13

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:25

Wow, way to judge.

downtime 12

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:59

150, You don't need to critique your own lame posts.

Brelywi 15

Tuesday 21 February 2012 13:13

Lol, weren't YOU judging her husband? Not talking to your husband about his interests and "enjoying the silence" because you can't get along is a pretty bitchy thing to do.

Dirty_Minded_FML 2

Monday 20 February 2012 19:17

Dragon ball z rules!!!!!

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 20 February 2012 19:20

Start drawing the line now, and finish it when he starts referring to himself and having others refer to him as "Goku".

Wheredidgrungego 12

Monday 20 February 2012 19:21

Looks like a spirit bomb just dropped on your relationship.

Mr25_fml 14

Monday 20 February 2012 19:21

I'm just saiyan, just text him on his Cell. I'm pretty sure he has an Android. Maybe spice things up, instead of putting it in the Freeza. Get him out of his Trunks. or maybe he wants to be romantic. Goku him when you're with him.

ultrabroski 0

Monday 20 February 2012 20:24

Win

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 20 February 2012 23:11

Poetry... I shed a tear of awe.

KitsuneNarutoKun 13

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:02

Dude, I think I love you for that

Brelywi 15

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:29

That was epic. I think you just went super saiyan.

Gogetajh 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:00

thats dumb i shudda thout of that!!

skylarbee 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:05

Bravo. That was simply amazing

Bluemonster3 26

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:28

I have added this FML to my favourites just because of this comment :')

kjones_jones00 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 8:33

Pretty sure u just went over 9000

JoeyMoey 5

Friday 2 March 2012 14:27

Man, that was just beautiful..I think I love you now...

Enslaved 36

Monday 20 February 2012 19:24

Haha, my guy thinks he's "Mr. Satan" minus the Afro. It's okay. I actually like Dragon Ball Z. (:

inlove72 11

Monday 20 February 2012 19:27

Why are you getting married to him? Sounds like he is 5...

inlove72 11

Monday 20 February 2012 21:27

Thanks (=

zombicidal 11

Monday 20 February 2012 23:31

pedobear approves

JustStella 28

Monday 20 February 2012 19:27

I've always had a crush on Goku. :D

Autistic_Slut 9

Friday 25 March 2016 23:01

who didnt?

hateevryone 14

Monday 20 February 2012 19:30

why are you marrying him?

mattorama 15

Monday 20 February 2012 23:44

Seriously. It's not like he started suddenly acting like a grade school kid over night.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 29 September 2016 17:32

Dragon Ball Z is a show that can be enjoyed by all ages, not just grade school aged kids.

Davick 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:32

like the old saying go's cosplay on his weekness. no anime nut can resist that.

quite_bored 9

Monday 20 February 2012 21:07

What?

teague95 16

Monday 20 February 2012 22:35

"cosplay on his weekness. no anime nut can resist that." 83 - how did you not understand that

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