Transportation: Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and...

By Smile - 03/03/2008 05:04

Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my car. FML

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Sandsh8rk 36

Sunday 8 May 2016 11:35

Have fun explaining that to the owner of the car.

Nodnarbian 11

Sunday 8 May 2016 11:46

Sounds like you should have pulled out. ;)

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fenway420 2

Sunday 15 May 2016 15:51

sounds more FML for the poor person whose lock you broke your key off in. Maybe he/she will post about some tool breaking off a key in their lock and getting in some hilarious hijinx because of it.

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