By Courtney - 28/06/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping my car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through my toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML
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Same thing different taste

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cudi504 4

definitely the fish hook through the toenail *shudder*

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lucy_moff09 0

ouch!!!! that would hurt!! definitely the fish hook

That sucks FYL. Fishhook through the toenail is bad in itself, but having it happen in a filthy lake, germs, ew.

SamanthaTorre13 0

definitely the fish hook through your toenail .. ew!

kballer13 0

how did it get there in the first place?

yummayy_ 11

Maybe next time you should just leave the keys and get new ones? You were in a lose lose situation there. FYL

all4pooh 4

Ahhh! The toe. You can always get new keys.

Holy Jesus Christ! The toe Part is Brutal.

That's why you should always have spare keys.

I have a pet dinosaur named Rupert too!!!!

An elephant is not exactly a dinosaur... but that does sound impressive.