Love: Today, I celebrated my 4-year anniversary with my girlfriend....

By no love - 01/01/2016 22:41 - United States

Today, I celebrated my 4-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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By Liav - 23/01/2017 12:00

Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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Baby brain

By Mike - 16/09/2020 09:02 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, we had two-year wedding anniversary. A few months ago, I insisted on going to a therapist because my wife can only think and talk about our one-year kid. My present for her was a Spa day, flowers and chocolate. Her gift to me was a Lego set to build for our kid. FML

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Rich531 21

Saturday 2 January 2016 19:58

Sorry mate. Maybe have a talk with her? If you aren't satisfied with your relationship she needs to know.

leogachi 15

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:11

@3 If she didn't want to she's not obligated to just because it's their anniversary. We don't know if her not wanting anything physical is a regular thing or if she just happened to not want anything on their anniversary.

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Bibblejomin 18

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:37

Seeing the direction that your relationship is going, I'd invest in another stuffed minion for Valentines Day. Sorry dude

Scarylizard1798 23

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:37

Sadness exemplified

solarsanteria 15

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:44

I got scared because my boyfriend and I just celebrated our 4 year anniversary, but I didn't get him a minion, I got him an assassin's creed jacket... Sorry bro

Krycek_fml 19

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:44

This needs a follow up.

solarsanteria 15

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:45

People have different preferences on when to get engaged.. I doubt that's the problem, but who knows

disasterlydeed 26

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:53

Nah not really

fakedsincerity 32

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:54

the minion is worse. no contest.

FSGInsainity 15

Saturday 2 January 2016 21:10

So mean. She should've gotton you a real one.

FujisakiChihiro 24

Sunday 3 January 2016 10:38

That would be so cruel!

Dashelle 25

Saturday 2 January 2016 21:14

Perhaps she shows her affection in other ways? My husband and I started reading about the 5 Love Languages and it helped. I feel loved when he does chores, and he feels love when we go out and spend time together (hiking, movie, etc). Sounds like yours is physical touch. Might help you guys too!

PANDORUM89 21

Sunday 3 January 2016 8:26

exactly what I was thinking! each person requires love in different ways. my boyfriend could buy me everything I could ever want but him cuddling and kissing me shows me that he loves me. if OP requires physical actions to feel loved then he should communicate this to his gf and she should try to accommodate this. I mean not even a kiss? after 4 years a kiss should come at least once a day, a small price to make OP feel loved and to reconnect. hopefully though OP is showing his love to his GF in her preferred love language.