Intimacy: Today, I caught my boyfriend jacking off to my Facebook profile... - FML

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By disgasted - 05/02/2016 03:43 - United States - Richmond

Today, I caught my boyfriend jacking off to my Facebook profile picture. FML.

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Fa1lenAngel 2

Sunday 8 January 2017 1:46

<p>What's wrong with that? Guys always jack of to fb pictures. Or at least, I occassionally do, did more a while back. Nothing wrong with that :3</p>

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Fa1lenAngel 2

Sunday 8 January 2017 1:46

<p>What's wrong with that? Guys always jack of to fb pictures. Or at least, I occassionally do, did more a while back. Nothing wrong with that :3</p>

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