By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 043
You deserved it 7 057

Same thing different taste

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Marty20612 5

Lol that's funny:) He's already a lady's man

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And your answer is remove him from daycare?? I think some parenting would help.

klovemachine 24

I don't think OP had a choice. Daycare probably kicked the child out

Knightchaser27 25

I guess the day care wasn't ready for a five year old Hugh Hefner

musiciangirl591 16

if he's this much of a ladies' man at the age of 5, i wonder what he's going to be like when he gets into high school!

Your son is a bona fide P.I.M.P! If he stars going by the name "Gator" you might have a slight problem.

Lol, i see what you did there....;)

Pstraka6 20

I have a feeling you'll be telling your son this story come a few years down the road

FUTURE: a day in the life of Thailand episode 6, An Eight year old pimp

zombieslayer83 19
gameover18 17

I'm 18 and I can't do that. I have a feeling your kid is going to pass on his genes before I do.

perdix 29

The "Girls Gone Wild" dude went bankrupt -- I think we have his successor!